the one thing i dislike more than anything is people saying "you WILL drop it". Pigs arse you *will*, it's more a case of you *might*.
My first & only drop was with my first bike, a stationary drop while holding it up and trying to check the oil levels. I had just ridden 600km so was a bit shaky and overbalanced.
I've had two bikes since then and the worse i've had is scraping the right mirror on the garage wall while putting it off the rollerstand.
I have no intention of getting off the bike except stationary and with the sidestand down.