How my Teeth got Out of Alignment
Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2015 9:02 amI was in the Texas Tavern last night, at the bar waiting for a beer when an ugly, big old sheila came up behind me and slapped me on the arse.
She said, ”Hey sexy, I dig old fat blokes – How about giving me your number?”
I looked at her and asked, ”Have you got a pen?”
She said, “I sure do!"
I replied, “Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you’re missing.”
......my dental surgery is on Monday.
She said, ”Hey sexy, I dig old fat blokes – How about giving me your number?”
I looked at her and asked, ”Have you got a pen?”
She said, “I sure do!"
I replied, “Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you’re missing.”
......my dental surgery is on Monday.
