How my Teeth got Out of Alignment

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How my Teeth got Out of Alignment

Postby slimey » Thu Oct 01, 2015 9:02 am

I was in the Texas Tavern last night, at the bar waiting for a beer when an ugly, big old sheila came up behind me and slapped me on the arse.

She said, ”Hey sexy, I dig old fat blokes – How about giving me your number?”

I looked at her and asked, ”Have you got a pen?”

She said, “I sure do!"

I replied, “Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you’re missing.”

......my dental surgery is on Monday.
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Re: How my Teeth got Out of Alignment

Postby Stevojumps » Mon Oct 05, 2015 7:42 pm

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