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Oldie but goodie

PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2014 1:12 pm
by slimey
A woman applying for a job in a lemon orchard seemed to be far too qualified for the job; given her liberal arts degree from
the Sydney University and her jobs as a social worker and school teacher.

The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this: Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"

"Well, as a matter of fact, I have!" "I've been divorced three times, owned 2 Volvos, barrack for Collingwood, and I voted for Julia Gillard."