He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'
'No', he replies, ‘I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was testing it.'
The intrigued woman asks, 'a state-of-the-art watch? ''What's so special about it?'
The Aussie explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'
The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'
Well, it says you're not wearing any knickers.'
The woman giggles and replies, 'Well it must be broken because I am wearing knickers!'
The Aussie smiles, taps his watch and says, 'Bloody thing's an hour fast!'
