Drunk & busted? Deny it all! "I'm just waitin' for a mate!"

"Why is your car all smashed?"
"... I'm just waiting for a mate."

Seriously the worst part of that was the fact he only got fined $600 3years loss of license,and 4months community service.

So losing his license he already didn't have one he doesn't care....
$600 bucks you get a bigger fine on a double demerit weekend for going 8km over the limit.
Community service...... You think that's gonna happen.


Society is ruined, that bloke will be a hero amongst his half witted mates.....

True... but the BEST bit of that was...

"Are you not a federal officer of the law?"
"No... I'm a Victorian police officer mate."
"Oh?! Well I'll be on my way then!"

"Definitive, can you define that?"



What a Pelican