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Drunk & busted? Deny it all! "I'm just waitin' for a mate!"

Postby Sparks_333 » Sat Mar 02, 2013 11:04 am

:shock:



8) "Why is your car all smashed?"
new_all_coholic.gif "... I'm just waiting for a mate."
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Re: Drunk & busted? Deny it all! "I'm just waitin' for a mat

Postby Jonnymac » Sat Mar 02, 2013 1:45 pm

Seriously the worst part of that was the fact he only got fined $600 3years loss of license,and 4months community service.

So losing his license he already didn't have one he doesn't care....
$600 bucks you get a bigger fine on a double demerit weekend for going 8km over the limit.
Community service...... You think that's gonna happen.


Society is ruined, that bloke will be a hero amongst his half witted mates.....
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Re: Drunk & busted? Deny it all! "I'm just waitin' for a mat

Postby Sparks_333 » Sat Mar 02, 2013 1:50 pm

True... but the BEST bit of that was...

:-? "Are you not a federal officer of the law?"
8) "No... I'm a Victorian police officer mate."
new_all_coholic.gif "Oh?! Well I'll be on my way then!"
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Re: Drunk & busted? Deny it all! "I'm just waitin' for a mat

Postby Chitchats » Sat Mar 02, 2013 2:36 pm

"Definitive, can you define that?"

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