Battery may explore or leak. On a battery.
Use repeatedly for severe damage. In a shampoo container.
Lie down on bed and insert slowly up to the
projected portion like a sword guard into anal
duct. While inserting for approximately
five minutes, keep quiet.
On a tube of haemorrhoid medication.
Insert steel into hole and wait for explosion.
(presumably instructing the user to
insert key into the ignition, turn it and
wait for the engine to start).
A motor vehicle instruction manual
Please keep out of children. On a butcher’s knife.
Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use. On a battery.
Warning: riders of personal watercraft may suffer
injury due to the forceful injection of water
into body cavities either by falling into the
water or while mounting the craft.
In the instruction manual of a jet-ski.
Do not look into laser with remaining eye. Instruction leaflet for a laser pointer.
