Pig Payment.

I got this ticket in a town where the cops (and absurd redlight cameras) are pretty much a money trap and that's it. I decided to pay in an appropriate manner - 137 origami pig $1 bills, put in a pair of dozen-donut dunkin donut boxes.

Yes, I know the video quality kinda sucks. I stuffed a phone sideways in my tshirt pocket and just let it run while I was there, was kinda difficult to aim it.

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO THINK I CHICKENED OUT: The bills would have been unfolded whether I did it or the clerk did, it had no impact whatsoever. The point was to make a statement pushing the pigs in donut boxes in their faces. I deliberately pushed him to lure the cop out because there was no point in making a pig and donut cop joke without a cop around. Once that was done, I didn't care. It took 3-4 minutes to unfold them, and it took him 9 to count the whole pile afterwards, he wasn't doing himself a favor with that (it would've been easier to unfold and count at the same time). I knew this in advance so I didn't care. If you watch the last 15 seconds of the how to video you can see exactly how easy it is to unfold these.

For those of you wondering why I had such a hard time opening that first box, it was because I had to superglue it shut beforehand (the latch on it broke) so yeah, it was a pain to open. That's why I was opening it before he got back.

I still think he should have refused to unfold it. Money is money and he made a fair point with it being crushed in his pocket as oppose to folded neatly the way he did it