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How not to be afraid!

Postby SNAFU » Fri Apr 27, 2012 7:59 pm

Story from a Kansas State
Highway Patrol officer :



I made a traffic stop on an elderly sweet looking lady the other day for speeding
on U.S. 166 Eastbound at Mile Marker 73 just East of Sedan, KS.
I asked for her driver's license, registration, and proof of insurance.
The lady took out the required information and handed it to me.
In with the cards I was somewhat surprised (due to her advanced age)
to see she had a conceal carry permit. I looked at her and ask if
she had a weapon in her possession at this time.

She responded that she indeed had a .45 automatic in her glove box.
Something---body language, or the way she said it---made me want
to ask if she had any other firearms. She did admit to also having
a 9mm Glock in her center console. Now I had to ask one more
time if that was all. She responded once again that she did have
just one more, a .38 special in her purse. I then asked her what
was she so afraid of.

She looked me right in the eye and said, "Not a fucking thing!"

Cya Dutchy :D :kuda: 8)
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Re: How not to be afraid!

Postby Maddog » Sat Apr 28, 2012 2:27 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
The Older I Get The FASTER I Was

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The trick is to fill the bag of experience before you empty the bag of luck...
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Re: How not to be afraid!

Postby TyM2Go » Sun Apr 29, 2012 3:32 am

:lol: :lol: thats gold
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