The cabbie

An Arab enters a taxi..........

Once he is seated he asks the cab driver to turn off the radio because
he must not hear music as decreed by his religion and, in the time of
the prophet, there was no music, especially Western music which is
music of the infidel's and certainly no radio ........

So the cab driver politely switches off the radio, stops the cab and
opens the back door.

The Arab asks him: “What are you doing man?”

The cabby answers: “In the time of the prophet there were no taxis,

So get out and wait for a fuckin’ camel.”