A man met a beautiful blonde lady and decided he wanted to
marry her right away.
She said, 'But we don't know anything about each other.'
He said, 'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as
we go along.'
So she consented. They were married and off they went on a
honeymoon at a resort.
One morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off
of his towel, climbed up to the 10 metre board and did a two
and a half tuck,
followed by three rotations in the pike position, at which
point he straightened out and cut the water like a
knife.
After a few more demonstrations he came back and lay down on
the towel.
She said, 'That was incredible!'
He said, 'I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I
told you we'd learn more about each other as we went
along.'
So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing
laps.
After seventy-five laps she climbed out of the pool, lay down
on her towel and was hardly out of breath.
He said, 'That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance
swimmer?'
'No,' she said, 'I was a prostitute in Mildura, but I worked
both sides of the Murray!!!