Womens lonely hearts ads

What they really mean:
ADVENTUROUS = Slut
ATHLETIC = No Tits
30 SOMETHING = 41
FUN = Annoying
WILD = Get's pissed easily
BEAUTIFUL EYES = Face like a robbers dog
SEEKS KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR = Ex husband is a nutter
NEW AGE = Hairy with a smelly fanny
HEADSTRONG = Argumentative
ENJOYS PUBBING AND CLUBBING = Alcoholic
Curvy = Fat Bitch
Cuddly = Fat Bitch
LIKES EATING OUT - Greedy fat bitch
LIKES NIGHTS IN = Lazy fat bitch
ADVENTUROUS = Slut
ATHLETIC = No Tits
30 SOMETHING = 41
FUN = Annoying
WILD = Get's pissed easily
BEAUTIFUL EYES = Face like a robbers dog
SEEKS KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR = Ex husband is a nutter
NEW AGE = Hairy with a smelly fanny
HEADSTRONG = Argumentative
ENJOYS PUBBING AND CLUBBING = Alcoholic
Curvy = Fat Bitch
Cuddly = Fat Bitch
LIKES EATING OUT - Greedy fat bitch
LIKES NIGHTS IN = Lazy fat bitch