Womens lonely hearts ads

[seiko1]

What they really mean:
ADVENTUROUS = Slut
ATHLETIC = No Tits
30 SOMETHING = 41
FUN = Annoying
WILD = Get's pissed easily
BEAUTIFUL EYES = Face like a robbers dog
SEEKS KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR = Ex husband is a nutter
NEW AGE = Hairy with a smelly fanny
HEADSTRONG = Argumentative
ENJOYS PUBBING AND CLUBBING = Alcoholic
Curvy = Fat Bitch
Cuddly = Fat Bitch
LIKES EATING OUT - Greedy fat bitch
LIKES NIGHTS IN = Lazy fat bitch

[laidback]

I better be careful when I use some of these descriptions on women in future....hehehe

[Jennysc]

will have to think up the Mens ads now.

Don't forget instead of Beautiful eyes, Good Personality = Ugly as sin