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by **smithy5** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 7:18 pm

Did you hear about the constipated accountant.............
He couldn't budget, so he tried to work it out with a pencil :lol:

by **Jonno** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 7:24 pm

by **h.b.bear** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 7:55 pm

luv that one :lol:

by **Smitty** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 8:35 pm

smithy5 wrote:Did you hear about the constipated accountant.............
He couldn't budget, so he tried to work it out with a pencil

hey
I resemble that comment
I just finished works budgets

...without straining :lol:

by **red_dave** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 10:49 pm

What do Accountants use as contraception???

Their personalities.

:kuda:

by **fireyrob** » Thu Jul 07, 2011 10:50 am

red_dave wrote:What do Accountants use as contraception???

Their personalities.

What do Catholics use? (Yes I am one, admin delete if offensive, although Im finding it difficult not to offend at the moment)

A false name.

by **kawa 06** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 7:06 pm

nice one fireyrob :kuda:

by **fezzick** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 7:41 pm

Two young, and very poor accountancy students used to catch the train to college each day. One day one of them missed the train and his friend was a bit mystified when he turned up a little later in the car park riding a shiny, very new-looking push bike. "Hey," he said, "That's pretty flash, how could you afford that?"
"Well, it's really weird," his friend replied "Just as I was leaving for the station, a gorgeous-looking girl rode up on this bike, stopped at my kerb, took all her clothes off and said, "Take whatever you want."
"I thought for a moment and I took the bike."
"Good thought," his friend replied, "The clothes probably wouldn't have fitted you anyway."