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Got thrown out of a mosque

Postby laidback » Sat Jul 02, 2011 9:13 pm

Got thrown out of a mosque the other day.

Started off all respectful. then they started praying and i couldn't help it.

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Re: Got thrown out of a mosque

Postby seiko1 » Sun Jul 03, 2011 12:20 pm

:lol:
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Got thrown out of a mosque

Postby tim » Sun Jul 03, 2011 7:03 pm

The last 2 Muslim jokes have been pretty good, first the burqua's are better at hungry jacks now this one :)
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Re: Got thrown out of a mosque

Postby kawa 06 » Mon Jul 04, 2011 1:48 pm

Thats funni like that one :kuda: :twisted:
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Re: Got thrown out of a mosque

Postby laidback » Mon Jul 04, 2011 2:08 pm

I cant take credit for this...I stole it from FB. 8)
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Re: Got thrown out of a mosque

Postby smithy5 » Mon Jul 04, 2011 7:29 pm

I actually did get thrown out of the Lakemba Mosque in about 1990 :shock: I refused to take my shoes off and the Sheik was called to tell me I had to leave..... I got my man, served him with some court papers and then I left ;)
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Re: Got thrown out of a mosque

Postby tim » Mon Jul 04, 2011 9:07 pm

What was with the court papers? Sounds like a good story Brad :)
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Re: Got thrown out of a mosque

Postby smithy5 » Tue Jul 05, 2011 4:58 am

Not real interesting, immigration matter, Sheikh El Hilali was not in Australia legally :o
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Re: Got thrown out of a mosque

Postby tim » Tue Jul 05, 2011 10:45 am

Hah what did you work for immigration?
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Re: Got thrown out of a mosque

Postby smithy5 » Tue Jul 05, 2011 2:10 pm

Nah, not Immigration, I was a PI for about 20 years and I did some process serving as well.
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Re: Got thrown out of a mosque

Postby tim » Tue Jul 05, 2011 2:22 pm

smithy5 wrote:Nah, not Immigration, I was a PI for about 20 years and I did some process serving as well.


Who would have thunk it.

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Re: Got thrown out of a mosque

Postby smithy5 » Tue Jul 05, 2011 2:32 pm

tim wrote:
smithy5 wrote:Nah, not Immigration, I was a PI for about 20 years and I did some process serving as well.


Who would have thunk it.

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Re: Got thrown out of a mosque

Postby kawa 06 » Tue Jul 05, 2011 8:55 pm

Hey Smithy5 should be more of u :D
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