What is a calorie?

Calories are the little bastards that get into your wardrobe at night and sew your clothes tighter...
MY WARDROBE IS INFESTED WITH THE LITTLE SHITS.

MY WARDROBE IS INFESTED WITH THE LITTLE SHITS.

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dilligaf wrote:farkers shrink my leathers over winter
hibster wrote:dilligaf wrote:farkers shrink my leathers over winter
Me too,But my missus rekons the leathers arn't the only things that shrink over winter