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Coupla jokes

PostPosted: Wed May 18, 2011 11:08 pm
by seiko1
At an ATM an old lady asked if I could check her balance,
not being one to disappoint, I pushed her over.

I have a friend who is addicted to brake fluid but he assures me he can stop anytime.

On Holiday in Spain I saw a sign that said "English speaking Doctor"
I thought, 'what a good idea, we should have them here' :D

Re: Coupla jokes

PostPosted: Wed May 18, 2011 11:31 pm
by Torquewrench
Sad. :D

Re: Coupla jokes

PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 11:26 pm
by funky
But kinda funny though 8)

Re: Coupla jokes

PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 11:36 pm
by Possum
you shifty barstage !

Re: Coupla jokes

PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 11:42 pm
by laidback
:) Not up to your usual standard mate. :kuda:

Re: Coupla jokes

PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2011 12:51 pm
by seiko1
laidback1952 wrote::) Not up to your usual standard mate. :kuda:

They came from Poss......blame her :lol:

Re: Coupla jokes

PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2011 4:57 pm
by Gav
This horse walks into a bar ...and the barman says ...whats with the long face....

Re: Coupla jokes

PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2011 5:07 pm
by h.b.bear
:roll: :lol: