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Snake dies of silicon poisoning

Postby red_dave » Thu Mar 17, 2011 12:45 pm

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A SNAKE who bit Israeli model and actress Orit Fox in the chest died after being poisoned by an unusual venom - the silicone in the buxom blonde's surgically enhanced breasts.

Spanish TV channel Telecinco's footage of Fox's encounter was racking up YouTube hits Monday, with some users lamenting, "R.I.P. snake," and the less-informed commenting: "I wish I was that snake!"

The video shows the model fondling and licking the serpent for a feature in Israeli DJ Shmulik Tayar's radio show, before the snake got fresh with Fox and latched on to her bountiful left breast.

The model yelped as a man wearing a T-shirt with a Spanish profanity written on the back rushed over to help.

Fox was taken to Hillel Yaffe Hospital in Hadera, northwest of Jerusalem. After a tetanus shot and a few hours of observation, she was released, according to Telecinco.

But the snake did not fare so well. Days later, Telecinco reported that the creature had died of silicone poisoning.


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Re: Snake dies of silicon poisoning

Postby tim » Thu Mar 17, 2011 12:48 pm

I read that yesterday, thought it'd go down well here too :lol:
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Re: Snake dies of silicon poisoning

Postby Wattie » Thu Mar 17, 2011 2:24 pm

see?

all women should have them fitted as a safety precaution :kuda:
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Re: Snake dies of silicon poisoning

Postby Blurr » Thu Mar 17, 2011 4:59 pm

Wattie wrote:see?

all women should have them fitted as a safety precaution :kuda:


Yes the new 2011 Orit Fox fitted with passenger and side curtain wall Silicon :lol:
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Re: Snake dies of silicon poisoning

Postby laidback » Thu Mar 17, 2011 5:32 pm

I don't understamd Spanish but I'm sure he said something about TITTY...hehehe :kuda:
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Re: Snake dies of silicon poisoning

Postby P4nza » Thu Mar 17, 2011 8:19 pm

laidback1952 wrote:I don't understamd Spanish but I'm sure he said something about TITTY...hehehe :kuda:


its arabic... :roll: :lol:

and that was a model?? the only thing good on her was her legs!! :lol: :lol: :kuda:
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Re: Snake dies of silicon poisoning

Postby Blurr » Fri Mar 18, 2011 9:11 am

P4nza wrote:
laidback1952 wrote:I don't understamd Spanish but I'm sure he said something about TITTY...hehehe :kuda:


its arabic... :roll: :lol:

and that was a model?? the only thing good on her was her legs!! :lol: :lol: :kuda:


Pfft bugger the legs, all I kept thinking about was 'motorboats' :D :kuda:
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Re: Snake dies of silicon poisoning

Postby the kid » Fri Mar 18, 2011 10:51 am

Blurr wrote:Pfft bugger the legs, all I kept thinking about was 'motorboats' :D :kuda:


What ?? :shock: All that cosmetic surgery was cos she got hit by a MOTORBOAT !! :shock:
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Re: Snake dies of silicon poisoning

Postby Nelso » Fri Mar 18, 2011 1:10 pm

What? Those tits are fake? :shock:





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Re: Snake dies of silicon poisoning

Postby dutchy » Fri Mar 18, 2011 1:12 pm

Nelso wrote:What? Those tits are fake? :shock:





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