Old man @ the shoe shop

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Old man @ the shoe shop

Postby Kermit » Tue Feb 08, 2011 3:37 pm

Took the old man to the shoe shop in westfield's the other day, his 79.

He got hungry so we decided to get a bite to eat in the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager next too him.

This teenager had spiked hair that was green, red, orange and blue.

The old man wouldn't stop staring at him.

The teenager found that he was staring the whole time.

I guess the teenager had enough, approached him and sarcastically said;

"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my old man, I quickly swallowed my food so I would not choke on his responce; knowing he would have a good one.

In his classic style without breaking eye contact.

"Got stoned once and f*cked a peacock, I was just wondering whether you're my son"
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Re: Old man @ the shoe shop

Postby robracer » Tue Feb 08, 2011 3:51 pm

:lol: Gold :P
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Re: Old man @ the shoe shop

Postby ty » Tue Feb 08, 2011 6:23 pm

love it!
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Re: Old man @ the shoe shop

Postby h.b.bear » Tue Feb 08, 2011 6:30 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Old man @ the shoe shop

Postby Mikey84 » Tue Feb 08, 2011 6:33 pm

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *deep breath* hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

CLASSIC!!

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Re: Old man @ the shoe shop

Postby Possum » Tue Feb 08, 2011 9:55 pm

bought a tear to my eye... :lol: :lol:
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Re: Old man @ the shoe shop

Postby Whickle » Tue Feb 08, 2011 10:06 pm

Vedy Gooood...... :lol:
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Re: Old man @ the shoe shop

Postby Jennysc » Wed Feb 09, 2011 7:37 am

funny joke but the colourful peacocks are actually male !! :D :kuda:
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Re: Old man @ the shoe shop

Postby Jonno » Wed Feb 09, 2011 7:47 am

:lol:

The term "peacock" is commonly used to refer to birds of both sexes. Technically, only males are peacocks. Females are peahens, and together, they are called peafowl.

There ya go. :)


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Re: Old man @ the shoe shop

Postby Possum » Wed Feb 09, 2011 4:30 pm

Jonno wrote::lol:

The term "peacock" is commonly used to refer to birds of both sexes. Technically, only males are peacocks. Females are peahens, and together, they are called peafowl.

There ya go. :)


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Re: Old man @ the shoe shop

Postby hibster » Wed Feb 09, 2011 8:04 pm

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Re: Old man @ the shoe shop

Postby Blue » Wed Feb 16, 2011 9:36 pm

damn so funny, i almost peed my pants.
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Re: Old man @ the shoe shop

Postby dutchy » Thu Feb 17, 2011 9:40 am

I must have missed this one. That is friggin hilarious!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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