Politically incorrect jokes

[Kermit]

Why do chemists put cotton buds in the tops of their pill bottles?

To remind niggers they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers

Wife gets naked and asks hubby: "What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?"

The husband looks her up and down and replies: "Your sense of humour"

What do you call a black man in a Santa outfit?

Nigger. Don't let the suit fool you.

In the cemetery I saw 4 men carrying a coffin round & round. 3 hours later I saw the same men with the same coffin & I thought 2 myself... they've lost the fucking plot!

I took the missus out last night.... one hit, hopefully she learns her lesson.

Moari guy goes to the doctor to get his daughter some contraceptives

The doctor asks "She's only 12, Are you sure she is sexually active?"

"Nah bro, She just lays there like her mother.."

How do you know if a nigga is pregnant?

Stick a banana in her box and if it comes out half eaten there's another monkey living up there

Two Lebo's are talking, and one says to the other, "I'm loving this. I've only been in Sydney for a month, and I can speak chinese already."

What do you call a barn full of niggers? Antique farm equipment

The teacher asks Timmy, “why is your cat at school today?” Timmy says, crying, “Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, ‘I’m going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.’ so I’m saving him!

Little boy walks in on his parents and sees them having sex, "what are you doing ?" the boy asks "making you a brother or sister" his parents reply, the boy replies "can you do it doggy style? i want a puppy."