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Posted: **Tue Feb 01, 2011 9:47 pm**

Today's word is................. Fluctuations

I will never hear or see this word again without thinking of this joke.

I was at my bank today; there was a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated . . .. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?"

The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too"

Posted: **Tue Feb 01, 2011 10:01 pm**

Posted: **Tue Feb 01, 2011 10:13 pm**

I'm dobbin :lol:

Posted: **Tue Feb 01, 2011 10:46 pm**

took a few seconds :kuda:

Posted: **Wed Feb 02, 2011 10:40 am**

The Italian guy says: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with the finest olive oil,
then we made passionate love and I made her scream, non stop for five minutes."

The Frenchman says: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with special aphrodisiac oil,
and then we made passionate love. I made her scream for fifteen minutes straight."

The Australian guy says: That's nothing.
Last night I massaged my wife all over Her body with a special butter.
I caressed her entire body with the butter, and then made love and I made her scream for two long hours."

The Italian and Frenchman, astonished, asked, "Two hours? phenomenal!

How did you do it to make her scream for two hours?"

The Aussie: "I wiped my hands on the curtains."

:wink: