Such a bad joke, had to share it

[missd]

Today's word is................. Fluctuations

I will never hear or see this word again without thinking of this joke.

I was at my bank today; there was a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated . . .. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?"

The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too"

[P4nza]

[seiko1]

I'm dobbin

[Jonno]

took a few seconds

[red_dave]

The Italian guy says: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with the finest olive oil,
then we made passionate love and I made her scream, non stop for five minutes."

The Frenchman says: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with special aphrodisiac oil,
and then we made passionate love. I made her scream for fifteen minutes straight."

The Australian guy says: That's nothing.
Last night I massaged my wife all over Her body with a special butter.
I caressed her entire body with the butter, and then made love and I made her scream for two long hours."


The Italian and Frenchman, astonished, asked, "Two hours? phenomenal!


How did you do it to make her scream for two hours?"


The Aussie: "I wiped my hands on the curtains."

[shinya56]

always a happy ending!!!

[robracer]

Works for me

[kevindinho]

HAHAHAHA

[matt1414]

That's not the only thing I wipe on the curtain that makes her scream

[Possum]

Geez, You guys live on the edge