Inappropriate behaviour refresher course (Tim)
Posted:
Mon Jan 31, 2011 9:22 pmby seiko1
Bloke in a night club sees a big fat girl at the bar, he walks up to her and asks;
"Have you got a pen?"
She looks up and smiled and says;
"Yes"
"Well" he says; "you'd better piss off back to it then before the farmer finds you're missing".
Re: Inappropriate behaviour refresher course (Tim)
Posted:
Mon Jan 31, 2011 9:42 pmby seiko1
tim wrote:5/10
You must have missed the Indian Taxi driver one....
Last week I think it was
Re: Inappropriate behaviour refresher course (Tim)
Posted:
Mon Jan 31, 2011 9:46 pmby tim
Yeah I didn't see it... I'll go find it
Re: Inappropriate behaviour refresher course (Tim)
Posted:
Mon Jan 31, 2011 9:53 pmby Torquewrench
Daina is out training now she said she doesnt want to get fat.
Re: Inappropriate behaviour refresher course (Tim)
Posted:
Mon Jan 31, 2011 10:08 pmby tim
A man and his wife were sitting in the living room and he said to her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of his beer.
Re: Inappropriate behaviour refresher course (Tim)
Posted:
Mon Jan 31, 2011 10:16 pmby seiko1
Torquewrench wrote:Daina is out training now she said she doesnt want to get fat.
My Missus went for a bath and then a Nanny nap after the climb on Satuday
