Inappropriate behaviour refresher course (Tim)

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Inappropriate behaviour refresher course (Tim)

Postby seiko1 » Mon Jan 31, 2011 9:22 pm

Bloke in a night club sees a big fat girl at the bar, he walks up to her and asks;

"Have you got a pen?"

She looks up and smiled and says;

"Yes"

"Well" he says; "you'd better piss off back to it then before the farmer finds you're missing".
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Re: Inappropriate behaviour refresher course (Tim)

Postby tim » Mon Jan 31, 2011 9:35 pm

5/10 :)
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Re: Inappropriate behaviour refresher course (Tim)

Postby seiko1 » Mon Jan 31, 2011 9:42 pm

tim wrote:5/10 :)

You must have missed the Indian Taxi driver one....
Last week I think it was ;)
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Re: Inappropriate behaviour refresher course (Tim)

Postby tim » Mon Jan 31, 2011 9:46 pm

Yeah I didn't see it... I'll go find it
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Re: Inappropriate behaviour refresher course (Tim)

Postby laidback » Mon Jan 31, 2011 9:47 pm

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Re: Inappropriate behaviour refresher course (Tim)

Postby Torquewrench » Mon Jan 31, 2011 9:47 pm

Gold mate :kuda: :kuda: :kuda:
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Re: Inappropriate behaviour refresher course (Tim)

Postby Torquewrench » Mon Jan 31, 2011 9:53 pm

Daina is out training now she said she doesnt want to get fat.
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Re: Inappropriate behaviour refresher course (Tim)

Postby tim » Mon Jan 31, 2011 10:08 pm

A man and his wife were sitting in the living room and he said to her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of his beer.
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Re: Inappropriate behaviour refresher course (Tim)

Postby seiko1 » Mon Jan 31, 2011 10:13 pm

tim wrote:A man and his wife were sitting in the living room and he said to her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of his beer.

Is that about me?
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Re: Inappropriate behaviour refresher course (Tim)

Postby tim » Mon Jan 31, 2011 10:15 pm

Not sure :P
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Re: Inappropriate behaviour refresher course (Tim)

Postby seiko1 » Mon Jan 31, 2011 10:16 pm

Torquewrench wrote:Daina is out training now she said she doesnt want to get fat.

My Missus went for a bath and then a Nanny nap after the climb on Satuday :roll: :D
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Re: Inappropriate behaviour refresher course (Tim)

Postby LachlanMann » Tue Feb 15, 2011 12:52 pm

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