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I was heading down the main rd today and the prick in front of me was weaving in and out of
traffic, braking suddenly and generally being a traffic hazzard.

I yelled at him, hey you fucken Indian Prick, learn how to drive!
and while your'e at it, fuck off back to your own country ya black bastard.

He suddenly pulled over after the verbal barage and kicked me out of his taxi ffs

Why did he do that?

And welcome to sydney !! He woulda said

Put a blind fold on spin you round 3 times and you wouldn't know what country u were in anymore...

Not bad Steve

tim wrote:Not bad Steve

About bloody time Tim....that soughta rhymes Time Tim

When I said bye bye to the Detective for Mikey's Bike, I said seeya tomorra Tamara

The scene is set, the night is cold, the campfire is burning and the stars twinkle in the dark night sky...
Three hang-glider pilots, one from Australia, one from South Africa and the other from New Zealand, are sitting round a campfire near Ayers Rock, each embroiled with the bravado for which they are famous.
A night of tall tales begins....
Kiven, the kiwi says, "I must be the meanest, toughest heng glider dude there us. Why, just the other day, I linded in a field and scared a crocodile thet got loose from the swamp. Et ate sux men before I wrestled ut to the ground weth my bare hends end beat ut's bliddy 'ed un.
Jerry from South Africa typically can't stand to be bettered. "Well you guys, I lended orfter a 200 mile flight on a tiny treck, ind a fifteen foot Namibian desert snike slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grebbed thet borsted with my bare hinds and tore it's head orf ind sucked the poison down in one gulp. Ind I'm still here today".
Barry the Aussie remained silent, slowly poking the fire with his penis.

A bunch of peolple are on a doomed flight...
The Captain say's 'we must lighten the load so some people will have to jump for it'
'to be fair we will do it alphabetically'
'Starting with A, are there any Africans on board?'
Nobody moves.....
'Next is B, are there any Black's on board?'
Nobody moves......
Next is C, are the any coloureds on board?'
Nobody moves.......

A little Girl noticing the going's on looks up at her Mum and say's
"mum we are African and we are Black which also makes us coloured"
Mum say's...."shut up Girl, today we are nigger's, let those muslim fuckers take the heat this time