urinate
Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2010 4:52 pmThe english class teacher wanted to get the class involved in expanding their word knowledge so for homework she asked everyone to go home and talk to their parents and think of a word that had 3 Syllables and then come in the next day and tell the class.
The next day the teacher asked who had done this and little Mary jumped up and said "I have one miss...excavate - to dig a big hole with a machine".
"Very good Mary" the teacher said now who else has one. Little Dave and little Billy both jumped up at the same time so the teacher, knowing that little Billy was always a trouble maker said "Dave, you tell us what your word is". Dave in a loud voice said "urinate"...the teacher nearly fell over but decided that it was probably better than Billy's so said "OK Dave, tell us what it means".
Little Dave looked very smug and said "I'm not sure what it means but my dad says that your an eight...but if you had bigger tits you'd be a ten"...
The next day the teacher asked who had done this and little Mary jumped up and said "I have one miss...excavate - to dig a big hole with a machine".
"Very good Mary" the teacher said now who else has one. Little Dave and little Billy both jumped up at the same time so the teacher, knowing that little Billy was always a trouble maker said "Dave, you tell us what your word is". Dave in a loud voice said "urinate"...the teacher nearly fell over but decided that it was probably better than Billy's so said "OK Dave, tell us what it means".
Little Dave looked very smug and said "I'm not sure what it means but my dad says that your an eight...but if you had bigger tits you'd be a ten"...