WOMAN, A CAR, AND A MATTRESS‏

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WOMAN, A CAR, AND A MATTRESS‏

Postby Mikey84 » Tue Sep 14, 2010 2:29 pm

A woman ran over a mattress on the highway,
And decided not to worry -- and kept on driving.

The ensuing jumble finally whipped around enough
To tear a hole in the fuel tank.

The Subsequent Lack Of Fuel Is What Finally
Brought Her Vehicle To Its Knees.
She Had Still Managed To Drive 30 More Miles
With A 60-Pound Tangle of Stuff Wrapped Around Her Drive shaft.
She Had it Towed To Her Dealership And Complained
That The Vehicle Had A "Sort Of Shimmy"
When She Was Driving At High Speeds.

Below Are The Photos Of What They
Found At Her Dealership.....................
The Last Photo Is By Far The Best.
"Sort Of A Shimmy" -- I'll Bet It Did!


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Is This Just The Best Or What?
They Still Can't Believe Their Eyes.
And Still Wondering How To Remove It!
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Re: WOMAN, A CAR, AND A MATTRESS‏

Postby laidback » Tue Sep 14, 2010 2:44 pm

Polish it, rebalance it and all fixed... :lol:
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Re: WOMAN, A CAR, AND A MATTRESS‏

Postby Kawawog » Tue Sep 14, 2010 2:59 pm

:lol: Not a bad effort!
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Re: WOMAN, A CAR, AND A MATTRESS‏

Postby dutchy » Tue Sep 14, 2010 4:53 pm

stop driving the car in the bedroom. problem solved! Its not hard people!!!
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Re: WOMAN, A CAR, AND A MATTRESS‏

Postby waynemorgan » Tue Sep 14, 2010 5:52 pm

You'd never think a mattress would cause a car to shimmy at high speeds... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: WOMAN, A CAR, AND A MATTRESS‏

Postby -b-r-e-n-t- » Tue Sep 14, 2010 6:21 pm

Women...... :roll: :lol:
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Re: WOMAN, A CAR, AND A MATTRESS‏

Postby photomike666 » Tue Sep 14, 2010 9:44 pm

waynemorgan wrote:You'd never think a mattress would cause a car to shimmy at high speeds... :lol: :lol: :lol:


Although it can have that effect whilst parked on country lanes...
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Re: WOMAN, A CAR, AND A MATTRESS‏

Postby swearbear9r » Wed Sep 15, 2010 9:12 pm

:shock: . wow ............ :D
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Re: WOMAN, A CAR, AND A MATTRESS‏

Postby woteva » Wed Sep 15, 2010 9:27 pm

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Re: WOMAN, A CAR, AND A MATTRESS‏

Postby Torquewrench » Thu Sep 16, 2010 10:18 am

Where is the person that was on the mattress. :shock: :shock:
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