Just Good For A Laugh
Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 5:06 pm1. Just had my registration to an on line dating agency rejected. One of the questions was, "what do you like in a woman" apparently MY COCK is not an acceptable answer.
2. Man lying in bed after sex with his new Thai wife. She keeps stroking his cock.
He says: do you like my cock that much? She says: "no I just miss mine
2. A parrot swallows a viagra tablet. His owner, disgusted, puts him in the freezer 2 cool off. Later when he opens the freezer he finds the parrot sweating. "How come ur sweating?" He asks.
The parrot replies "Do u know how f**in hard it is 2 open the legs of a frozen chicken"!
3. Man comes home & catches his mate shagging his wife so he stabs him to death. His missus said , 'fucking carry on like that pal and u wont have any mates left.
4. I applied for a job at a mental hospital and they said i need at least 24 hours experience with a retard... So i was wondering 'you wanna hang out tomorrow?'
5. Just a reminder that tomorrow is "Hug a Retard" day. So don't freak out like you did last year, nobody is trying to hurt you!
2. Man lying in bed after sex with his new Thai wife. She keeps stroking his cock.
He says: do you like my cock that much? She says: "no I just miss mine
2. A parrot swallows a viagra tablet. His owner, disgusted, puts him in the freezer 2 cool off. Later when he opens the freezer he finds the parrot sweating. "How come ur sweating?" He asks.
The parrot replies "Do u know how f**in hard it is 2 open the legs of a frozen chicken"!
3. Man comes home & catches his mate shagging his wife so he stabs him to death. His missus said , 'fucking carry on like that pal and u wont have any mates left.
4. I applied for a job at a mental hospital and they said i need at least 24 hours experience with a retard... So i was wondering 'you wanna hang out tomorrow?'
5. Just a reminder that tomorrow is "Hug a Retard" day. So don't freak out like you did last year, nobody is trying to hurt you!
If ya can't beat em.....join em 
