My Point Exactly
Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 6:12 pmAn 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up.
The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said , 'Things are great and I've never felt better.'
I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. 'So what do you think about that Doc ?'
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story.
'I have an older friend , much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season.' One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry , he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. ''As he ventured into the bush, he came across a very large Sow. He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the beast.
Out of habit he raised his cane , aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'.
'Miraculously , two shots rang out and the Sow fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that ?' asked the doctor.
The 86-year-old said , 'Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that bitch.
The doctor replied , 'My point exactly.'
The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said , 'Things are great and I've never felt better.'
I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. 'So what do you think about that Doc ?'
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story.
'I have an older friend , much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season.' One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry , he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. ''As he ventured into the bush, he came across a very large Sow. He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the beast.
Out of habit he raised his cane , aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'.
'Miraculously , two shots rang out and the Sow fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that ?' asked the doctor.
The 86-year-old said , 'Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that bitch.
The doctor replied , 'My point exactly.'
