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Best PMT Question

Postby smithy5 » Thu Apr 22, 2010 6:23 pm

Question:
How many women with PMT does it take to change a light bulb?

Woman'sAnswer:
One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY?
because no one else in this fkn house knows HOW to change a fkn light bulb!
They don't even know that the fkn bulb is BURNED OUT!!
They would sit in the dark for THREE fkn DAYS before they figured it out.
And,once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the god damned new lightbulbs
despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS!
But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them,
2 DAYS LATER, the fkn chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb
would STILL BE IN THE SAME fkn SPOT!!!!!
AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!!
BECAUSE NO FKR EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!!
IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE FKN PILES OF GARBAGE THAT
ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE FKN HOUSE!!
IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE!
AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE FKN TOILET PAPER ROLL !!

I'm sorry.

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Re: Best PMT Question

Postby macca » Thu Apr 22, 2010 6:44 pm

Yeh... and your point Brad?

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