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SHORT FAIRY TALE

PostPosted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:13 pm
by smithy5
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'

The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and surfing, and played a lot of golf, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The end....

Re: SHORT FAIRY TALE

PostPosted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 4:05 pm
by MrWasabi
or so it seemed....

after all this drinking and farting the guy became very ill and....


is this one of those follow the story threads?

Re: SHORT FAIRY TALE

PostPosted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 4:47 pm
by Jaykay
Had to go to the hospitle where he met a gorgeous big busted blond who......

I think it is now!

Re: SHORT FAIRY TALE

PostPosted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 5:05 pm
by seiko1
and he fell in love and asked her to marry him and she said NO and etc,etc,etc, :lol:
refer post No. 1

Re: SHORT FAIRY TALE

PostPosted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 5:11 pm
by Jaykay
*edit* Remove the asking to marry part, add in booz filled carnal 'relations' = eternally happy man!!!

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Re: SHORT FAIRY TALE

PostPosted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 12:01 pm
by photomike666
All good until he becomes 50 overweight, unable to score and lonely.

By which point his married friends' kids have left home, they get to ride motorcycles and still have someone to go home to.

Every coin has two sides

Re: SHORT FAIRY TALE

PostPosted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 12:30 pm
by Jaykay
Damn those two sided coins!!!! Damn them!!!!

Re: SHORT FAIRY TALE

PostPosted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 12:40 pm
by Cath
smithy5 wrote:Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'

The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and surfing, and played a lot of golf, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The end....


Lucky for him, I said yes. He can't play golf for shit! ;)

Re: SHORT FAIRY TALE

PostPosted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 8:41 pm
by Jonno
Perfect In my book 8)