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WARNING

Postby seiko1 » Fri Oct 16, 2009 11:48 am

I walked into Bunning's hardware at lunchtime, wandered down the timber aisle and some old fart dressed in a red shirt with a green apron on
asked me if I wanted decking.

Fortunately, I got the first half dozen punches in and sorted the bastard out.
Those less suspecting might not be so lucky.

Spread this warning on to all your friends.
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Re: WARNING

Postby King Nicholas » Fri Oct 16, 2009 11:58 am

Do you have children?
I ask because that is definitely a joke that a dad would tell!
When I see you this w'end I'll make sure I get in first, thanks for the warning!
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Re: WARNING

Postby laidback » Fri Oct 16, 2009 12:31 pm

Some people will do anything to increase the number of posts... :kuda:
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Re: WARNING

Postby Richo » Fri Oct 16, 2009 12:35 pm

2004 ZRX1200R
And on the seventh day Richo ended his work which he had made. Decided resting was for soft cox, straddled the REX and headed up the old road.
And it was good
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Re: WARNING

Postby ty » Fri Oct 16, 2009 12:37 pm

I reckon - been here 9 months and he's almost caught up to me already :shock:
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Re: WARNING

Postby Whickle » Fri Oct 16, 2009 12:51 pm

:lol:
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Re: WARNING

Postby seiko1 » Sun Oct 18, 2009 10:24 am

laidback1952 wrote:Some people will do anything to increase the number of posts... :kuda:

Well I am married second time round with second lot of little ones..................
so basically I'm just marking time until I die :D
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Re: WARNING

Postby z900/zx9 » Sun Oct 18, 2009 6:07 pm

ty wrote:I reckon - been here 9 months and he's almost caught up to me already :shock:





Well hes oveertaken me 1347 and ive been here since november 05.Maybe if he rode his bike more then his posts will drop :P
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Re: WARNING

Postby King Nicholas » Wed Oct 21, 2009 7:13 pm

z900/zx9 wrote:Well he's oveertaken me 1347 and I've been here since November 05. Maybe if he rode his bike more then his posts will drop :P


The mob has spoken and the general concensus is:

Get on your bike Seiko1!
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Re: WARNING

Postby seiko1 » Thu Oct 22, 2009 11:40 am

King Nicholas wrote:
z900/zx9 wrote:Well he's oveertaken me 1347 and I've been here since November 05. Maybe if he rode his bike more then his posts will drop :P


The mob has spoken and the general concensus is:

Get on your bike Seiko1!

Rode Monday and Tuesday and still found the time to post :shock:
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Re: WARNING

Postby robracer » Thu Oct 22, 2009 12:02 pm

seiko1 wrote: This place is my life................get used to it :lol:

So if you were told to get a life, you would be right at home :lol:
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Re: WARNING

Postby seiko1 » Thu Oct 22, 2009 5:14 pm

robracer wrote:
seiko1 wrote: This place is my life................get used to it :lol:

So if you were told to get a life, you would be right at home :lol:

Bingo Mr 9122 :D :kuda:
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Re: WARNING

Postby robracer » Thu Oct 22, 2009 5:30 pm

:P here for 5 years ;)
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