Annoying Passengers

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Annoying Passengers

Postby seiko1 » Sat Aug 22, 2009 9:13 am

What to do on a plane if the passenger next to you is irritating:


1- Remove your lap top from its bag
2- Open the laptop slowly and carefully
3- Turn on
4- Ensure the passenger next to you is watching
5- Turn on the Internet
6- Close your eyes for a brief moment, open them again, turn your
gaze upwards to the skies as if in prayer
7- Take a deep breath and open this site

http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html


8-Observe the facial expression of your neighbouring passenger
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Re: Annoying Passengers

Postby ty » Sat Aug 22, 2009 9:24 am

lol
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Re: Annoying Passengers

Postby Ratmick » Sat Aug 22, 2009 12:15 pm

Good way of getting shot by a sky marshall or at the very least a karate chop across the throat.

Mick :shock:
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Re: Annoying Passengers

Postby dutchy » Sat Aug 22, 2009 5:31 pm

funny!!
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Re: Annoying Passengers

Postby craig » Mon Aug 24, 2009 6:11 pm

stfu........ works after initial protest :)
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