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Renault and Ford to merge

Postby seiko1 » Wed Jul 22, 2009 3:30 pm

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RENAULT & FORD TO MERGE

Renault & Ford are working together to build a small car.

They are using the Renault Clio & the Ford Taurus as a basis for a new zippy little car which is called the "Clitaurus".

The car comes with a pink interior and fur on the bumpers.

Models assembled in Brazil will not offer the fur option.

It's recommended as a woman's car as many men may not be able to find it, especially in the dark.
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Re: Renault and Ford to merge

Postby bonester » Wed Jul 22, 2009 3:55 pm

I'd take it without fur on the bumpers. Wonder if it is legal to own two Brazilian ones???????? :lol:
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Re: Renault and Ford to merge

Postby hoffy » Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:08 pm

if it's not too expensive on fuel and servicing, ill take 2 :shock: :lol:
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Re: Renault and Ford to merge

Postby seiko1 » Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:57 pm

hoffy wrote:if it's not too expensive on fuel and servicing, ill take 2 :shock: :lol:

Mate, a Clitaurus is like a Black hole you throw money into "for life" :lol:
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