Chuck Norris, Steven Seagal and Jack Bauer

[Dizzi]

are riding along to meet each other, Chuck on a Kawaka GPz 750 turbo , Seagal on a Vulcan 900 and Bauer on a zzr1000....

sooooooooooooooo the idea of this thread is to keep the story going and see how rediculous, funny, not funny, rediculous it can get, you guys decide what happens next.......

sorry only one day of free boredom left then you all have peace and quiet from Dizzi's craziness.

[robracer]

When Chuck's turbo kicks in & sends him sailing into the guardrail

[MadKaw]

Chuck then bounces off the guardrail and into the path of Stevan Seagal... (see where this is going.. )

[ijuschill]

Seagal kicks him out of the way into the path of Bauer

[csgup1]

but alas, this is the great chuck norris. the guard rail is scratched not chuck norris , segals leg is shattered into a million pieces as he tried to kick norris and bauer just shits himself to get out of the way. chuck calmly walk back to his bike and kicks it back to life.

oh and chuck norris dosent need riding gear. his skin is harder than steel

[seiko1]

ZZR1000?

[hoffy]

Englebert Humperdink races up alongside them all on his ZR1000R

[DMonkey]

Jack Bauer then makes a jump out of post it notes

[seiko1]

Then Chuck Norris transforms into a Black ZZR and parks himself in my Garage

[Supafrog]

...........and they all lived happily ever after?

[Mizz ZZR]

While Shirley Temple serenades from the sidelines singing "She'll be comin round the mountain......"

[z900/zx9]

And she was coming around the mountain but it was hot and in victoria as everybody knows trains dont run here when its hot.So did shirly temple really come (around)or was chuck hideing in the bushes

[DMonkey]

but then frank got reincarnated as a muffin

[rooster]

and while searching for Wally a mutant cup of coffee sprang up out of nowhere

[DMonkey]

Chuck Norris then proceeded to scull the scolding cup of mutant coffee without flinching! While doing a wheelie down the entire length of putty road and overtaking MadKaw!