Michael Jackson

[StuMiller]

It was only a matter of time.......

Michael Jackson left in his will he wanted to be melted down and turned into a Playstation so the little kids can still play with him"

"Michael Jackson is dead - hospital staff don't know what to do with his body as plastic recycling night is not until next Tuesday"

"EPA have lodged a court injunction to have Michael buried as it conflicts with their laws of burning plastic"

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Did you hear they are going to melt down Micheal Jackson and make him into toys?

Now the kids can play with him for a change. :

macaulay culkin stars in home alone 4, alone at long last...

Jockeys at tomorrows Flemington meeting will wear black armbands out of respect for Jacko who successfully rode more 3 year olds than anyone in living memory

Michael Jackson has cancelled all upcoming dates. One is Thomas aged 9. Another is Dylan aged 6.

Apparently Michael Jackson died picking his nose. Doctors said they couldn’t blame it on the sunshine or the moonlight. They blamed it on the boogie.

MJ's Family have consented and given Michael's body away to Lego...He will be melted down so that little boys all over the world can continue to play with him

I heard he died of food poisoning.... he ate a 6 year old weiner

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney? Disney can still touch kids...

Early reports are that the Hospital does not know what to do with the body as plastic recycling is not collected until next Thursday.

At the autopsy they found children’s underwear strapped to his upper arm. According to his doctors it is just a patch, he’s been trying to quit for a while.

Don't forget poor farrah fawcett. When she got to heaven god granted her a wish. She wished all the kids in the world were safe ! God killed Michael Jackson !!!

[NZthou]

Michael Jackson's dying wish was to be cremated and then his ashes put in a batch of Skippy's Cornflakes - that way he could pass through the arse of hundreds of children one last time.

[corvus2606]

apparently Jacko didnt die of the first heart attack asoriginally thought...

it was the second one when he realised the hospital he was going to didnt have a childrens ward