Attention all sharks fans - trade in offer..
That's right, here at the Dragons we don't want our Inbred Cousins to be left out in the cold without a team..
So.. for the next 4 weeks, the St george Illawarra Dragons are offering any Sharks fan the chance to trade in their Sharks jerseys & receive a brand new St George Illawarra Dragons jersey.. this will also apply to Sharks scarves, beanies, flags etc (but no Sharks under-garments.. we don't know what we could catch..)
You'll be the envy of all your friends - you'll have a jersey that looks great, has some great heritage & best of all has a great chance of actually winning a premiership. all we ask in return is that you wholeheartedly follow the Dragons & continue to make us the dominant Sydney team..
Just think of how good it will feel, rocking up to a game wearing a red v.. you won't even know yourself.. who needs teeth when you have a great jersey!
This trade in offer is subject to the following conditions:
1...Don't carry on like a RETARDS at games
2...Kogarah and Win Stadium are not Shark park - so don't act like they are
3...The only time you can mention Paul Gallen's name is when abusing him - he is not the heart and soul of anything...
4...NO GLASSWARE
5...Please attend either the Taj Mahal or Steelers club to redeem your new & oh so much better merchandise.