I've come across a few weird and crazy lyrics over the years, thought I'd start a thread to shame them. Hope other will add some gems they've found...
Kevin Bloody Wilson - Dick on her mind.
"We both worked in Woolies, I was stacking fridges, She was checkout,
She had all the goodies, like a pair of tits that'd poke ya fuckin eyes out,
And she had all the fellas, every Tom, Dick & Harry sniffing round,
But she arseholes Tom & Harry, and Dick is all she ever thinks of now"
More to come later...