mechanic vs doctor
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:37 pmthis heart surgeon takes his motorbike in to the mechanics, the engines dead
the mechanic takes a look at the bike, then says,
"Technically we're in the same line of work, you and me"
"how so?"
"Well i pull apart my patients, cut them up if you will, wrestle with the guts, put some new parts in, clean it all up and stitch it back together good as new, so i've got one question, why is it that you get paid a shitload more than me?"
to this the doctor looks at the mechanic up and down, then at his bike and replies
"you try doing it while the engine is running"
the mechanic takes a look at the bike, then says,
"Technically we're in the same line of work, you and me"
"how so?"
"Well i pull apart my patients, cut them up if you will, wrestle with the guts, put some new parts in, clean it all up and stitch it back together good as new, so i've got one question, why is it that you get paid a shitload more than me?"
to this the doctor looks at the mechanic up and down, then at his bike and replies
"you try doing it while the engine is running"