Kawasaki Sportsbike Riders Club - Australia - Online Forum

This is a bit long, but worth it - the funniest thing I have seen in a while

http://creativity-online.com/work/view?seed=5e32d548

Great lunchtime entertainment mate

Why is it that if you buy your better half a vacumn cleaner you are a pig, but if she buys you a new lawnmower you think that is great?
You buy her a dust pan and brush "Wrong" she buys you a new shifter "cool".
Why don't women like practical gifts and guys do??
I can't complain too much my other half can sit down and watch all 5 days of a test match. She takes annual leave for the world cup " socco not the pretend ones". If it was not for the baby I could even talk her into getting a bike license. That will have to waite a couple of years now.

I've found the easiest way to the dog house does not require buying any gifts at all. You simple park your van behind her car on the drive, and leave for work on the bike well before the school run. When you get the distraught phone call at 8am find all sets of van keys in your pocket.

Classic!

photomike666 wrote:I've found the easiest way to the dog house does not require buying any gifts at all. You simple park your van behind her car on the drive, and leave for work on the bike well before the school run. When you get the distraught phone call at 8am find all sets of van keys in your pocket.

Yep that should do it.....