Hometown to attend their 45th class reunion and have lunch together.
Their talk turns to their position in life, and it's clear that they
are trying to one-up each other.
The first woman says, 'My husband is taking me to the French Riviera
for two weeks,' and then looks at the others with a superior
demeanour.
The second woman says, 'Well, my husband just bought me a new
Mercedes,' and looks about with considerable pride.
The third woman says, 'Well, to be perfectly honest with you, we
don't have much money and we don't have any material possessions --
but 13 canaries can stand shoulder to shoulder on my husband's erect
penis.'
After a long silence, the first woman looks shame-faced and says,
'Girls, I've got a confession to make. I was just trying to impress
you. We're not really going to the French Riviera -- we're going to
my parent's' house for two weeks.'
The second woman says, 'Your honesty has shamed me. To be honest, my
husband didn't buy me a Mercedes -- he bought me a Ford Focus.'
'Well,' the third woman says, 'I also have a confession to make.
Canary number 13 has to stand on one leg.'
