OMFG !!!

This is what happens when the hotel double books the Bodybuilders and Hairdressers Xmas Party !!
To be avoided at all costs !!!
(what *were* some of these retards thinking ??)
First cab off the rank is
BLUE STEEL - IF I STARE AT THE CAMERA HARD ENOUGH, MY RETINA'S WILL FALL OUT

BLUE STEEL CONTINUED - WITH SOME HELP FROM FRANKENSTEIN AND A GAY BLADE

GEL ME UP ARNIE

TANNED HEDGEHOGS - LOOKIN' FOR SOME LOVIN'

JOHNNO - THIS IS WHY YOU MUST STOP WEARING LAVENDER !!!

WE'RE TOO SEXY - FOR OUR HAIR GEL - NOT !!

OH NO - IT'S THE MAN-POUT !!

YET AGAIN !!

HE STILL THINKS IT LOOKS COOL - WHAT A KNOB-JOCKEY

BUT WAIT.........THERE'S MORE

OOMPA LOOMP'AS AND VAMPIRES *CAN* BE FRIENDS

WARNING - EXTREME TANNING ALERT !!

HAIR...TOO...HEAVY - CAN'T...HOLD...UP...HEAD

IS THIS A RECIPE FOR PICKING UP OR WHAT ? HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING ORANGE !!!

I AM VERY RARELY SPEECHLESS - THIS IS ONE OF THOSE MOMENTS......


To be avoided at all costs !!!
(what *were* some of these retards thinking ??)



First cab off the rank is
BLUE STEEL - IF I STARE AT THE CAMERA HARD ENOUGH, MY RETINA'S WILL FALL OUT

BLUE STEEL CONTINUED - WITH SOME HELP FROM FRANKENSTEIN AND A GAY BLADE

GEL ME UP ARNIE

TANNED HEDGEHOGS - LOOKIN' FOR SOME LOVIN'

JOHNNO - THIS IS WHY YOU MUST STOP WEARING LAVENDER !!!

WE'RE TOO SEXY - FOR OUR HAIR GEL - NOT !!

OH NO - IT'S THE MAN-POUT !!

YET AGAIN !!

HE STILL THINKS IT LOOKS COOL - WHAT A KNOB-JOCKEY

BUT WAIT.........THERE'S MORE

OOMPA LOOMP'AS AND VAMPIRES *CAN* BE FRIENDS

WARNING - EXTREME TANNING ALERT !!

HAIR...TOO...HEAVY - CAN'T...HOLD...UP...HEAD

IS THIS A RECIPE FOR PICKING UP OR WHAT ? HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING ORANGE !!!

I AM VERY RARELY SPEECHLESS - THIS IS ONE OF THOSE MOMENTS......

