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"Honey, I'm just going to get a haircut..."

Postby cookeetree » Mon Jul 14, 2008 12:52 pm

Wife: "But that's the THIRD time this week!"

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Re: "Honey, I'm just going to get a haircut..."

Postby Gazza » Mon Jul 14, 2008 1:26 pm

HHmmmmmmmm

Think i need a hair cut. :D :D :D
where would i go to get a hair cut at that great hairdressing establishment. :D :D :D

What a gret idea.
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Re: "Honey, I'm just going to get a haircut..."

Postby cookeetree » Mon Jul 14, 2008 2:08 pm

Unfortunately, it's in Poland.

Fortunately, there's not one in Brissie, so the opportunity to own the first is still available! :D
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Re: "Honey, I'm just going to get a haircut..."

Postby Jennysc » Mon Jul 14, 2008 3:31 pm

But do they actually know how to cut hair ? :lol:
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Re: "Honey, I'm just going to get a haircut..."

Postby Glen » Mon Jul 14, 2008 4:52 pm

Jennysc wrote:But do they actually know how to cut hair ? :lol:


I don't think the customers care too much
It's really all about standing around drinking Dave's beer.
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Re: "Honey, I'm just going to get a haircut..."

Postby mick_dundee » Mon Jul 14, 2008 8:02 pm

Here in Melbourne we have Kittens car wash, basically strippers in bikinis wash your car and you pay for it, do you really think ppl give a shit about the finish on the car? :)
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Re: "Honey, I'm just going to get a haircut..."

Postby Blurr » Mon Jul 14, 2008 10:27 pm

at least when you ask if they are a natural blonde they can easy prove it
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Re: "Honey, I'm just going to get a haircut..."

Postby matchan » Tue Jul 15, 2008 10:05 am

cookeetree wrote:Unfortunately, it's in Poland.

Fortunately, there's not one in Brissie, so the opportunity to own the first is still available! :D


Actually, there used to be one (not quite so well presented) near the back gate of Enoggera barracks in Brisvegas, looked like a regular barbers shop from the front but there was a "private" area at the back where you could get a topless haircut, for the AJs I guess.

This was "some" time back though ;)
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Re: "Honey, I'm just going to get a haircut..."

Postby mike-s » Sun Jul 20, 2008 11:46 am

more photos here, took all of 5 minutes to find the page.

p.s. there might be a nsfw flag on the page i linked to. No terribly nsfw pictures, but some words may flag the netpolice filter at your work (if there is one).
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Re: "Honey, I'm just going to get a haircut..."

Postby Jinxed » Sun Jul 20, 2008 8:24 pm

Very good 8)
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