High Altitude Pissing Contest

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High Altitude Pissing Contest

Postby cookeetree » Wed Jun 18, 2008 8:05 am

In his book, Sled Driver, SR-71 Blackbird pilot Brian Shul writes:

I'll always remember a certain radio exchange that occurred one day as Walt (my backseater) and I were screaming across Southern California, 13 miles high.

We were monitoring various radio transmissions from other aircraft as we entered Los Angeles airspace. Though they didn't really control us, they did monitor our movement across their scope.

I heard a Cessna ask for a readout of its ground speed.

"90 knots," Centre replied.

Moments later, a Twin Beech asked for the same.

"120 knots," Centre answered.

They weren't the only ones proud of our ground speed that day as almost instantly an F-18 smugly transmitted.

"Ah, Centre, Dusty 52 requests groundspeed readout."

There was a slight pause, then the response, “525 knots on the ground, Dusty."

Another silent pause...

As I was thinking to myself how ripe a situation this was, I heard a familiar click of a radio transmission coming from my backseater. It was at that precise moment I realized Walt and I had become a real crew, for we were both thinking in unison.

"Centre, Aspen 20, you got a ground speed readout for us?"

There was a longer than normal pause………

"Aspen, I show 1,742 knots."

No further enquiries were heard on that frequency.

:lol:
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Re: High Altitude Pissing Contest

Postby Frank » Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:02 am

1742 knots, hmm that roughly 3200km/h :shock:

Bet it still doesn't have the mid range of a ZX9 though :D
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Re: High Altitude Pissing Contest

Postby Shifty » Thu Jun 26, 2008 8:32 am

Wikipedia wrote:Absolute top speed of 2,242 mph (3,608 km/h)


Crikey, they be fast!

Wikipedia wrote:Maximum speed: Mach 1.8 (1,190 mph, 1,915 km/h) at 40,000 ft (12,190 m)


F18 no slouch either...
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