Kiwi Babies
Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 9:18 amA Kiwi is drinking in a Sydney Pub when he gets a call on his mobile phone.
As he listens to the call he starts grinning from ear to ear.
Once he disconnects he shouts to the barman that he wants to buy everyone in the bar a drink.
The barman starts serving the drinks and the people start to crowd around keen to know what they are celebrating.
"Well" he announces, "My wife's just produced a typical Kiwi baby boy weighing 25 kilo's".
Nobody can believe that any baby can weigh in at 25 kilo's, but the Kiwi just shrugs.
"That's about average in New Zealand. Like I said, my boy is a typical Kiwi boy."
Congratulations showered him from all around and many exclamations of "STREWTH" were heard.
One woman even fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later the Kiwi returns to the bar.
The bartender says "You're the father of that typical New Zealand baby that weighed 25 kilo's at birth aren't you?
"Everybody's been having bets about how big he'd be in 2 weeks. We were going to call you".
"So, how much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answers: "20 kilo's".
The bartender is puzzled and concerned.
"What happened? He weighed 25 kilo's the day he was born! "
The Kiwi father takes a long slow swig from his Beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans onto the bar and proudly says…
" Had him circumcised...."
As he listens to the call he starts grinning from ear to ear.
Once he disconnects he shouts to the barman that he wants to buy everyone in the bar a drink.
The barman starts serving the drinks and the people start to crowd around keen to know what they are celebrating.
"Well" he announces, "My wife's just produced a typical Kiwi baby boy weighing 25 kilo's".
Nobody can believe that any baby can weigh in at 25 kilo's, but the Kiwi just shrugs.
"That's about average in New Zealand. Like I said, my boy is a typical Kiwi boy."
Congratulations showered him from all around and many exclamations of "STREWTH" were heard.
One woman even fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later the Kiwi returns to the bar.
The bartender says "You're the father of that typical New Zealand baby that weighed 25 kilo's at birth aren't you?
"Everybody's been having bets about how big he'd be in 2 weeks. We were going to call you".
"So, how much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answers: "20 kilo's".
The bartender is puzzled and concerned.
"What happened? He weighed 25 kilo's the day he was born! "
The Kiwi father takes a long slow swig from his Beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans onto the bar and proudly says…
" Had him circumcised...."
