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Bunnings Warning

Postby Lone Wolf » Mon May 26, 2008 2:31 pm

I'm not usually one for posting warnings about potential scams but I had a close call yesterday.

I walked into Bunning's Hardware at lunchtime, wandered down the timber aisle and some old fart dressed in a red shirt with a green apron asked me if I wanted decking.

Fortunately, I got the first half dozen punches in and sorted the bastard out. Those less suspecting might not be so lucky.

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Re: Bunnings Warning

Postby cookeetree » Mon May 26, 2008 2:38 pm

:lol:
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Re: Bunnings Warning

Postby mfzx6r » Mon May 26, 2008 7:46 pm

:roll: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Bunnings Warning

Postby aggerz » Mon May 26, 2008 7:49 pm

cheesy but i'll pay it..made me laugh..
which is good because at the minute im rather :vom:
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Re: Bunnings Warning

Postby shinnynoggon » Mon May 26, 2008 9:04 pm

nice one , short little cracker :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Bunnings Warning

Postby Blurr » Mon May 26, 2008 9:50 pm

it's funny because the guy's and girls at Bunnings dont know what decking is either :D
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Re: Bunnings Warning

Postby Poyda » Thu May 29, 2008 6:44 pm

Ohhh that's good, I'll have to pop into Minchinbury bunnings and ask the smart arsed old C@#T in the tool section if he knows anything about decking. He'll no doubt tell me I'm using the wrong term, that it's actually decorative outdoor timber flooring material...f@#kin smartarse he is
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Re: Bunnings Warning

Postby sneakypete » Thu May 29, 2008 11:18 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

my mrs works @ bunnings (not telling where, but if you leave a kwaka in her carpark, expect to be tagged) - i will tell her this and get one of the timber lads to try it...should be fun
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