A poem by Paul Macartney (back when they loved each other)
Posted:
Thu Apr 03, 2008 7:15 amby mick_dundee
LOVE GONE WRONG
WE LAY UPON A GRASSY BANK
MY HANDS WERE ALL A QUIVER
I SLOWLY UNDID HER SUSPENDER BELT
AND HER LEG FELL INTO THE RIVER
Re: A poem by Paul Macartney (back when they loved each other)
Posted:
Thu Apr 03, 2008 9:28 amby robracer
thats so wrong... but she deserves it
Re: A poem by Paul Macartney (back when they loved each other)
Posted:
Thu Apr 03, 2008 10:15 amby mick_dundee
So worng, but yet, so right too
Re: A poem by Paul Macartney (back when they loved each other)
Posted:
Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:41 amby aggerz
Got these in an email the other day -
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After his break up with Heather, Paul McCartney was asked if he would ever consider going down on one knee again.
Paul said he would prefer it if we called her Heather.
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It's a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his wife are
facing divorce, and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes about her
false leg. Personally, I think it's prosthetic.
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Mrs Mills-McCartney is said to be distraught over
the split. "He has been my crutch for so long!" She said in an earlier
briefing, "I have no idea why this has happened, I'm really stumped."
"She's running around in circles", according to a close friend, "she will
need all the support she can get. It's not like its easy to walk out on a
relationship like this."
Re: A poem by Paul Macartney (back when they loved each other)
Posted:
Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:52 amby robracer
like the last one the best
Re: A poem by Paul Macartney (back when they loved each other)
Posted:
Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:57 pmby photomike666
I'm going out on a limb here, but are those posting in this topic legless
Re: A poem by Paul Macartney (back when they loved each other)
Posted:
Thu Apr 03, 2008 6:41 pmby aggerz
just trying to get a leg up mate..
Re: A poem by Paul Macartney (back when they loved each other)
Posted:
Thu Apr 03, 2008 7:38 pmby photomike666
Seems a bit footlose to me
Re: A poem by Paul Macartney (back when they loved each other)
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Thu Apr 03, 2008 8:12 pmby aggerz
doh! guess i put my foot in it again..