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SPEED DATING.....

Posted:
Fri Mar 07, 2008 5:31 pm
by kaneg
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Posted:
Fri Mar 07, 2008 7:35 pm
by hoffy
Are you definitely a woman ?
Do you like Donuts ?
What type of Donuts ?

Re: SPEED DATING.....

Posted:
Fri Mar 07, 2008 9:33 pm
by Slow and wobbly
hoffy wrote:Are you definitely a woman ?
Been burnt before no doubt!

Re: SPEED DATING.....

Posted:
Fri Mar 07, 2008 9:56 pm
by photomike666
Que Kevin Bloody Wilson...
"Do ya fuck on first dates,
Does ya dad own a brewery
Could I feel ya tits, or would you show them to me..."
Re: SPEED DATING.....

Posted:
Sat Mar 08, 2008 5:15 am
by Wattie
what religion?
do ya like bikes?
do you have nice friends?

Re: SPEED DATING.....

Posted:
Sat Mar 08, 2008 8:45 am
by woteva
Can you cook ??
Can you clean ??
Can you mow the lawn ??
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Posted:
Sat Mar 08, 2008 1:57 pm
by Aahzap!
Whats your name?
Whats the time?
What are you doing after this?
Re: SPEED DATING.....

Posted:
Sat Mar 08, 2008 3:20 pm
by ZZRCHIKKY
Are U an idiot ?
Are U Full of Shit ?
Are U a man ?
( cos if they answer no to the first two and yes to the last one they are full of shit ! !! ! ! !

)
Re: SPEED DATING.....

Posted:
Sat Mar 08, 2008 8:19 pm
by triway
Why are you here?
No..... really, why are you here?
How long did it take to learn that line?
Re: SPEED DATING.....

Posted:
Tue Mar 11, 2008 9:01 pm
by Possum
ZZRCHIKKY wrote:Are U an idiot ?
Are U Full of Shit ?
Are U a man ?
( cos if they answer no to the first two and yes to the last one they are full of shit ! !! ! ! !

)
They wouldnt even need to answer the first 2 questions going off the questions posted already!!

Re: SPEED DATING.....

Posted:
Tue Mar 11, 2008 9:04 pm
by Possum
1 Do you ride?
2 What do you drink?
3 Lets get out of here -

Re: SPEED DATING.....

Posted:
Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:39 pm
by Stereo
Question 2: "Hey! where did question 1 go?"
Question 1: "Oh! hey!@ I found it, how on earth did it get there?"
Question 3: "I havent wasted my 3 questions have I?"
Re: SPEED DATING.....

Posted:
Wed Mar 12, 2008 3:23 pm
by red_dave
Only need 2...
1. Wanna come over for cheesecake and anal sex?
2. Why don't you like cheesecake?

Re: SPEED DATING.....

Posted:
Wed Mar 12, 2008 4:52 pm
by Possum
Tell me... how do you guys ever get laid?

Re: SPEED DATING.....

Posted:
Wed Mar 12, 2008 5:51 pm
by Mel
Sheer dumb luck I'd say Possum!
