A Tale of Two Croweaters....and a Mexican....
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 10:32 pmTwo guys from Adelaide are sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store, down the end of Rundle Mall ... As yet; the store isn't ready...only a few shelves are set up.
One says to the other, "I bet any minute now some wanker is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling." His mate says, "Yeh, and I bet he will probably be a Victorian wanker too ".
No sooner are the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious bloke in a Collingwood jumper walks to the window, has a peek,and asks, "What're you boys sellin' here?"
One of the men replies, "We're selling assholes here mate."
Without missing a beat, the Victorian says, "Geez, you've had a fuckin' great day, you've only got two left!"
One says to the other, "I bet any minute now some wanker is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling." His mate says, "Yeh, and I bet he will probably be a Victorian wanker too ".
No sooner are the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious bloke in a Collingwood jumper walks to the window, has a peek,and asks, "What're you boys sellin' here?"
One of the men replies, "We're selling assholes here mate."
Without missing a beat, the Victorian says, "Geez, you've had a fuckin' great day, you've only got two left!"
